"It’s funny… when you date someone, you’re taking one long course on who that person is, and when you break up, all of that stuff is useless. It’s the emotional equivalent of an English degree."
— Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother, episode Robin 101.
- Antara dua sejoli yang identitasnya dirahasiakan.
- Nina: Tadi gue mau minta kuenya si itu deh, kayaknya enak. Tapi sungkan... (Sambil nyomot cemilan Sungkono)
- Sungkono: Lah ini lo nyomot-nyomot makanan gue tanpa permisi, santai-santai aja. Ama orang lain aja ga enak...
- Nina: Lah kan... You areee my only exception... Youuu areee my only exception...
- Sungkono: Giliran gini aje, gombal... (Bete)
Rakus
- Percakapan di antara sejoli yang identitasnya kurang diketahui.
- X: Kalo aku punya cowok seribu, kamu masih sayang gak sama aku?
- Y: Ya kalo kamu punya cowok seribu, kayaknya aku ga bisa deh...
- X: Yaaah...
- Y: Kalo udah punya cowok seribu, ngapain sama aku lagi? Kan udah ada yang lain...
- X: Laah kalo nggak ada kamu cowokku nggak seribu lagi dong, jadi tinggal 999....
Ten Types of Couples
GUGU-GAGA!: 10 types of couples.
the discreet - they don’t really go out officially, but everybody knows. no facebook status, no wall-to-walls but you know it’s them. you’ll see them around while hanging out with their friends. the balance act - they go out as a couple, you see them hang out with their friends too. you’ll see their profile pictures aren’t really just the two of them. they know how to balance their friends and their relationship. the over acting - they go out 24/7, don’t have a life at all, forget their friends, have profile pictures together, have matching shirts every time they go out, have statuses that “require” to tag their partner, have married as their facebook status, and have really annoying wall-to-walls. the cuties - everyone knows their story and everyone is giddy about it. they know how to balance things and they just look so good together. they do really funny stuff and don’t treat each other as a couple. you’re just too amused by them. the “married” ones - they’re the worst ones. they’re very selfish with their partners and they don’t want anyone talking to them. when they fight everybody knows, they kiss in their profile pictures and it’s just so weird to look at. the adorable pair - they’re the better and funnier version of the cuties. they don’t act as if they’re a couple, you’ll see their wall-to-walls bullying each other, you cannot just stand but like their profile picture/s because it is not annoying to look at. the “your love gives me hope” - the couples who stick to each other through thick and thin, you never see them fight but you know they’re strong. they’re legal and their friends just love them. they balance everything and they’re the best ones out there plus their love just give you hope. the FuBu - they’re not really a legit couple, but more of the “i’ll stay in bed with you without any commitment” the switch - on & off, then on & off. it just gets too annoying and you cannot stand seeing them fight through their facebook walls! the dare - you know they’re not going to last, they’re just two pretty people getting together because their friends think they look good together. I guess me and my bf is “the adorable pair” <3
Gue yang mana ya?
(Source: deepfriedjupiter)
Relationships do not get easier. Every day is a struggle. Every day is a battle. It doesn’t get easier with time. In fact, it gets harder. The secret is finding someone who’s willing to be weak and strong with you at the same time. The secret is finding someone who’s willing to work with you and who will push you, challenge you, make it harder for you to leave. The beauty is in the struggle.
(Source: mfnvu)
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I don’t dream of someone who understands me immediately.
I don’t dream of someone who seems to have known me my whole life, who says, I know, me too; I want someone keen to learn my own strange organization, amazed at what’s revealed; someone who asks, and then what, and then what? But you can’t spend your life hoping that people will ask you the right questions. You must learn to love and answer the questions they already ask. Otherwise you’re dreaming of visiting Venice by driving to Boise, Idaho.
"— Elizabeth McCracken (via silentrefraction)
