25th Dec 2011
"I wanna get married. Not tonight, or even to you necessarily, but that’s what I want, and if that’s gonna scare you off, I’d rather it scare you off now. I want a family, I want to live in a house, with a garden with a tree for kids to climb. I want to go to sleep every night with the same person by my side, and wake up next to him in the morning–every morning–for the rest of my life. Just thought you should know that."
Nora. How I Met Your Mother, episode A Change of Heart.
25th Dec 2011
"It’s funny… when you date someone, you’re taking one long course on who that person is, and when you break up, all of that stuff is useless. It’s the emotional equivalent of an English degree."
Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother, episode Robin 101.
18th May 2011
"The future is scary, but you can’t just run back to the past because it’s familiar."
Robin Scherbatsky, How I Met Your Mother (via youshouldhavemetmein1864)

(Source: quote-book)

5th Apr 2011

Boyfriend

  • Barney: Boyfriend? I don’t wanna be Robin’s boyfriend.
  • Lily: Well, what do you want, then?
  • Barney: I don’t know, I just wanna be with her. All the time. I wanna hear about her day, tell her about mine… I wanna hold her hand and smell her hair… But I don’t wanna be her stupid boyfriend.
17th Mar 2011
"A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth."
Barney Stinson.
17th Jan 2011
He’s too sweet, too sweet…

He’s too sweet, too sweet…

11th Dec 2010

Barney in love = super cute/amusing :)

  • BARNEY: And this isn't easy to say, all right? I'm... wait for it... in... wait for it... love... wait for it... with... wait for it... a... wait for it... certain... wait for it...
  • MARSHAL: I know that you're in love with Robin.
  • BARNEY: What?
  • MARSHAL: Lily told me.
  • BARNEY: She told you? Great. I bet you guys have been laughing at me behind my back the whole time.
  • MARSHAL: Actually, um... in a weird way, we both think you're kind of perfect for each other.
  • BARNEY: You do?
  • MARSHAL: Yeah. Matter of fact, um, we even try to sit on the same side of the booth so you two will have to sit together.
  • BARNEY: Really? That's so sweet. But let's be clear. I don't love her. Okay? I just... miss her when she's not around. I think about her all the time, and I imagine us one day running towards each other in slow motion, and I'm wearing a brown suede vest.
  • MARSHAL: Are you ever going to tell her how you feel?
  • BARNEY: No. Maybe. Never. I don't know. Look... I just need to get that PJ idiot awafrom her.
31st Oct 2010
Hahah Baaarneyyyy…

Hahah Baaarneyyyy…

(Source: ssundaymorning)

27th Oct 2010

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27th Oct 2010

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27th Oct 2010
Awww who doesn’t love Barney?

Awww who doesn’t love Barney?

(Source: mayagaia)

19th Jul 2010
Lol! I love this show. How I Met Your Mother rocks! Barney rocks!

Lol! I love this show. How I Met Your Mother rocks! Barney rocks!

15th Jun 2010
03 — Your favorite television programI’m a brand new fans but instantly fell in love with this series, it’s silly yet hilarious humor and of course the LEGENDARY Barney Stinson. Love it love it loooove it!

03 — Your favorite television program

I’m a brand new fans but instantly fell in love with this series, it’s silly yet hilarious humor and of course the LEGENDARY Barney Stinson. Love it love it loooove it!