July 2012
20 posts
“Your only son came to you for answers, and you didn’t give them to him?”
“Well of course I didn’t,” the stork said. “Why, he’s just a baby himself. How can he be expected to understand something so complicated?”
“So children should be put off or, even worse, lied to?”
“Until they’re old enough, sure.”
“So we lie and we lie and then one day they’re just supposed to believe us?” —“The Parenting Storks” by David Sedaris.
“Well of course I didn’t,” the stork said. “Why, he’s just a baby himself. How can he be expected to understand something so complicated?”
“So children should be put off or, even worse, lied to?”
“Until they’re old enough, sure.”
“So we lie and we lie and then one day they’re just supposed to believe us?” —“The Parenting Storks” by David Sedaris.
Get Well Soon, Ah-Man-Dah!
- Temen gue Manda baru aja operasi usus buntu, yang tentu saja membuat dia mesti dijahit..
- Amanda P: Yu ke bdg bsk?
- Amanda P: Wiken ajadeee
- Amanda P: Brg gueee
- Amanda P: Mls bw mobil sendiri
- Ghina F: Buset
- Ghina F: Lo wiken ke bdg
- Ghina F: Nyetir sendiri
- Ghina F: Dengan tubuh tambal-sulam?!
- Amanda P: Iya
- Amanda P: Sstt...
- Amanda P: Sebut dia
- Amanda P: Bordir-payet
- Ghina F: ....................
- Ghina F: Jijik
- Amanda P: (╥﹏╥)
- Ghina F: Ihhhh ngilu
- Ghina F: Gue bayang lukanya dipayet beneran
- Amanda P: ............
- Amanda P: Ssstt...
- Amanda P: Kalau dia dgr bisa terluka hatinya
- Amanda P: Dia sensitif ghin
- Ghina F: .....
- Amanda P: *tepuk2 bordir-payet*
- Ghina F: Dia hidup ya
- Amanda P: Iya
- Amanda P: Dia bs berpikir dan pny perasaan
- Amanda P: Jgn sakiti dia
- Ghina F: Ih serem
- Ghina F: Terus dia pengen menguasai dunia
- Ghina F: Dan bisa berbicara 7 bahasa
- Amanda P: 8 bahasa
- Amanda P: Sama Parseltongue
- Amanda P: *tepuk bangga*
- Ghina F: Anjir
- Ghina F: Jangan2 jahitan lo ditumpangi voldemort gitu
- Ghina F: Kayak belakang kepalanya quirell
- Amanda P: Ssttt...
- Amanda P: He-who-must-not-be-named
- Ghina F: Lord Stitchemord
- Amanda P: Anjing.
- Ghina F: Ni gue bikinin emot khusus buatNya
- Amanda P: Mana
- Ghina F: (҂ • )
- Ghina F: HAHAHA absurd
- Ghina F: Udel kenapa jd kayak tete gt
- Amanda P: Ih retard ( ‾▿‾)-σ
- Adek: Hah sepatu baruku dari kulit babi masa!
- Ghina: Yah haram, ga bisa dijilat
- Adek: .......ya ga dijilat juga kali
Konspirasi Kue
- Ghina: Lo di rumah nih skrg? Asik ye entar buka puasa ta'jil nya ombre cake
- Xaras: Iya dong anak jkt ta'jilnya musti hipster
- Ghina: Cake apa yg kegemaran gay? Hombreng cake~
- Xaras: Aduh jd kepikiran, kayaknya inventor rainbow cake, gay deh.. Itu usaha subliminal, supaya kita menerima kaum gay
- Ghina: (Menghubungkan cake dengan bendera kaum gay) Haha ih setuju, jd kepikiran juga
“I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.” —“The Road Not Taken” by Robert Frost.
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.” —“The Road Not Taken” by Robert Frost.
- Sendi: Makan mie gorengnya berapa? Dua?
- Ghina: ......... *Lirik-lirik*
- Wahyu: Hah, kenapa dah?
- Ghina: Malu ketahuan lo makan mie dua
- Wahyu: Emang kenapa?
- Ghina: Ntar disangka nggragas (rakus)
- Wahyu: Halaah...
- Ghina: Kayak pohon jati aja ya, nggragas......
- Wahyu: Meranggas! Lo pikir gue bukan anak IPA?
Buy Mode 1
The Sims
I get excited every time I hear this. It’s like I’m gonna start a new exciting life, while the truth is I’m being lifeless sitting still for hours playing The Sims. Ironic.
Yandere...
………yandere emoticon.
…I worship the ground that awaits your corpse. Dos teksts =]] =]]
Gahahahaha!
Listen
TUMBLR ACCENT CHALLENGE
- Your name and username.
- Where you’re from.
- Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope.
- What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
- What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?
- What do you call gym shoes?
- What do you call your grandparents?
- What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
- What is the thing you change the TV channel with?
- Choose a book and read a passage from it.
- Do you think you have an accent?
- Be a wizard or a vampire?
- Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life?
- End audio post by saying any THREE words you want
English is not my mother tongue. I’m sorry for the messy pronunciation :p
