January 2010
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The Ugly Truths I Learned About Friendship
A friend is someone you can dump when you don’t get what you want.
A friend is someone you can remove from your life when you have problem with them and too coward to solve it.
A friend is someone you can delete from any social networking sites if you don’t agree with their opinions or principles.
If you have problem with your friend, you don’t go talk to them. You pretend...
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What Are You Doing Today?
Used sarcasm in a text message Was disappointed Went out for lunch Had Thai food Talked to a friend I haven’t talked to in a while Didn’t smoke Didn’t drink Didn’t do drugs Didn’t go to school Cried Shook out of anger Blogged Created a survey Drove around with no particular destination in mind Filled up my gas tank Showered/Bathed in the morning Woke up before noon Wore flipflops In the house Wore...
Greatest pickup line? Or GREATEST pickup line?
You: Hey baby, can I buy you a drink?
Her: Sorry, I have a boyfriend.
You: Really? I have a goldfish.
Her: What?
You: Oh sorry, I thought we were talking about shit that doesn't matter.
Hahahahaha!
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Moron Naik Tingkat
Via Aldy.
(ceritanya teman saya dina arfadiani baru beli blackberry, lalu kami bercakap cakap via bbm)
dina: iya ya nanti yg lain mule make bb
aldy: ho oh nanti kita racunin nandi ama ninda dulu
dina: oh biar nanti yg lain nya gampang ya
dina: dyong, ines, dst
aldy: trus tinggal nunggu si ghina kembali ber bb
dina: wahaha the moron naik tingkat dong ya
aldy: iya ya mulai gaul ceritanya kita
aldy: mulai technologically aware
dina: trus mule make baju mahal
aldy: wahahaha iya sendal ke wc nya merk manolo blahnik
dina: air cebok nya make aqua
aldy: kok aqua, evian skalian dong
dina: jangan, evian mah buat minum, kalo aqua ceritanya buat cebok aja
=_=
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Gile intelejensia kalian mulai menunjukkan peningkatan rupanya. Gue salut!
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Today I installed a program and it asked if I had...
(Via MLIA)
Wow. You’re so smart you could trick a program!
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“The truth is hard. The truth is awkward and very often the truth hurts. I mean,...”
– Greys Anatomy (via quote-book)
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Via SMS.
Ghina: Ahbgagmgng gmpwpdgw geg gmgng jp jp jpad. Mgmgm
Gw mw eek!
Dyong: Heh bocah epik, boker mah boker aje.. hahaha
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I’m reading Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone again, reminiscing the time when I was an illiterate sixth grader and saying Harmony instead of Hermione. Really, I thought her name’s Harmony. Geez. I was the only kid in my class who reading Harry Potter back then.
When I was reading the second book, I read very carefully and realized that her name is not Harmony, but Hermione....
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iWatched Rumah Dara (Macabre): Bloods Here, There,...
Hati-hati spoiler hihihi!
Sebenarnya saya tidak pernah suka genre film gore/slasher yang bermandi darah, saya lebih mending disuguhi hantu-hantu pucat berambut panjang yang jalannya patah-patah ketimbang mutilasi. Tetapi teman saya Sartom mengeluarkan Sabda Zartomnya yang persuasif, yang berhasil membuat iman saya goyah.
“Ghin lo suka cowo Cina kan?” “Hah? Cina?...
14553.) Ever since I tried anal sex (and hated...
(via blogsecret)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
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“My friends said that I’m a very good liar, one of my friends said that...”
– Myself.
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INI TERJADI DI DEPAN MATA KITA! DI KAMPUS KITA!
Kantin Bengkok.
Mahasiswi: Mas, kremes satu
Pelayan: Dada apa paha?
Mahasiswi: Hmmm enakan yang mana ya.. dada aja deh
Pelayan: Abis, Mbak. Kremes paha aja ya?
Mahasiswi: (Pasrah) Iya deh..
Mesen makanan paling mesum sedunia; Ayam Kremes.
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Oh, here's a condom for you. I figured since...
(via 365thoughts)
LOL!
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Neque porro quisquam est qui dolorem ipsum quia...
There is no one who loves pain itself, who seeks after it and wants to have it, simply because it is pain…
Nemo enim ipsam voluptatem quia voluptas sit aspernatur aut odit aut fugit, sed quia consequuntur magni dolores eos qui ratione voluptatem sequi nesciunt.
No one rejects, dislikes, or avoids pleasure itself, because it is pleasure, but because those who do not know how to pursue...
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“Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Others stay awhile, make...”
– Anonymous.
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Aku sholat dzuhur bersama Taylor Lautner!!!
Yeaaaahhhh tadi saya sholat dzuhur di musholla bundar deket Arsi dan ternyata si anak Geodesi yang PERSIS sama Taylor Lautner sholat juga. Oh my Godddd… abis sholat dia nggak langsung keluar tapi doa duluuuu.. menggetarkan hati! Bayangin, Taylor Lautner terus muslim beriman pula, tampan, badannya tegap dan gue curiga dia sixpack!
Tolong Ya Allah semoga dia masi jomblo dan suatu hari nanti...
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“Sometimes friends annoyed you to hell, pain in the ass, stinky smell in a fine...”
– Ghina, myself.
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Ghost of My Old Dog
And she would know For it was she Who said that I I looked happy In the photos Where I would pose With the pets that I once had But they’re all gone now To earth and bed Don’t yell at me Cus you can’t see Who I am thinking of You act as if You’ve caught me with Someone I used to love Well, I guess you caught me But you won’t stop me And I’ll never have enough...
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Happy birthday, Kianna! (Re: It's my...
kiannasaurus:
Officially sixteen. Hahaha
Oh, I think my parents are scared. :b
Dad:“AHH! My daughter is sixteen! She’s not my babalou anymore! (fake crying)” Little Sister:”Dad.. SHUT UP.” Dad:”Now my seven year old is telling me to shut up. (more fake crying)”
I love my family. No matter how crazy they get.
Have a very happy birthdayyyy :D
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“We all go round and round. Partners are lost and found. Looking for one more...”
– Feist - We’re All In the Dance.
Reblog if you'll be single for Valentine's Day!
Via monochromaticmess, xmissmisery, suicideunderground, unattainableheart.
Yeah, I’m pretty sure I will, lol, but who cares. I have great single friends here and their moronic acts will make me happy all the way.
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