Because Mr. Chow said so.

Because Mr. Chow said so.

surprisebitch:

when you’re babysitting and the kid won’t eat their veggies

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What you allow, is what will continue.

walkinthegl0w:

Leonardo DiCaprio’s Filmography So Far

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pussyhands:

what if our use of emojis gradually becomes so extensive that we actually circle back to writing in hieroglyphics

That supposed-to-be awkward moment, but honestly you didn’t give a fuck

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Obrolan Ayah dan Anak di Bulan Ramadhan Perihal Nasib Pengemis

  • Ngeliat pengemis yang minta-minta di jalanan sambil bawa 'aksesoris' anak kecil
  • Ghina: Ih aku ngeliat mereka pengen aku jadiin budak deh
  • Bapak: Astaghfirullah gak boleh kamu begitu
  • Ghina: Biarin aja abisnya pada pemalas gitu
  • Bapak: Harusnya pemerintah nangkepin mereka terus ditransmigrasi paksa dan dikasih kerjaan
  • Ghina: Kalo aku sih tetep, mereka harus ditangkepin terus dijadiin budak
  • Bapak: gak boleh, kamu juga harus mempertimbangkan sisi agama
  • Ghina: ya daripada dikasih kerjaan, terus malah males-malesan dan ga beres?
  • Bapak: iya sih, ya mereka jangan dikasih makan sampai mau kerjanya bener. Nanti kan kelaparan, jadi mereka terpaksa kerja
  • Ghina: nah kan, buntutnya jadi budak kan? Udah deh Pak gak usah sok baik....
  • Bapak: hahaha kita sama tapi cara kita berbeda
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The Other Woman
Lana Del Rey · Ultraviolence (Deluxe Edition)
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talvezindie:

The other woman has time to manicure her nails
The other woman is perfect where her rival fails
And she’s never seen with pin curls in her hair anywhere

The other woman enchants her clothes with french perfume
The other woman keeps fresh cut flowers in each room
There are never toys that’s scattered everywhere

And when her old man comes to call
He’ll find her waiting like a lonesome queen
'Cause to be by her side
It’s such a change from old routine

But the other woman will always cry herself to sleep
The other woman will never have his love to keep
And as the years go by the other woman
Will spend her life alone

The most beautiful song from Lana’s Ultraviolence TT^TT

wearethetay:

jedavu:

Charming Illustrated Cinemagraphs Reflect The Idyllic Mood Of Lazy Summer Days

by Rebecca Mock 

You can feel each one…

This is too pretty.

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I think there comes a time when you meet someone and you just want to make them smile for the rest of your life.
- Unknown (via northmans)

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Oh my God, what if you wake up some day, and you’re 65, or 75, and you never got your memoir or novel written; or you didn’t go swimming in warm pools and oceans all those years because your thighs were jiggly and you had a nice big comfortable tummy; or you were just so strung out on perfectionism and people-pleasing that you forgot to have a big juicy creative life, of imagination and radical silliness and staring off into space like when you were a kid? It’s going to break your heart. Don’t let this happen.
- Anne Lamott (via awelltraveledwoman)

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This video really made my day. It is the footage of Argentina versus England match in Mexico 1986 World Cup, the very match when Maradona made his famous “goal of the century”. Victor Hugo Morales was the covering the match for Radio Argentina. Watching this and hearing his hysterically ecstatic commentary really makes me happy today (and I don’t even know why).

Here’s the translation:

“Maradona has the ball, two mark him, he touches the ball. The genius of world football dashes to the right and leaves the third and is going to pass to Burruchaga. It’s still Maradona! Genius! Genius! Genius! Ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta. Gooooooooooal! Gooooooooooal! I want to cry! Dear God! Long live football! Gooooooooooal! Diegoal! Maradona! It’s enough to make you cry, forgive me. Maradona, in an unforgettable run, in the play of all time. Cosmic kite! What planet are you from? Leaving in your wake so many Englishmen, so that the whole country is a clenched fist shouting for Argentina? Argentina 2, England 0. Diegoal, Diegoal, Diego Armando Maradona. Thank you, God, for football, for Maradona, for these tears, for this, Argentina 2, England 0.”